He'll double-cross that bridge

> When you return he’ll be gone from the base with the Requiem Blaster and Star Saber. To where? Who knows! <

Dad AND mom are out? Looks like I got the house to myself, time to party. > Releases all the minicons from their cells and decides to put a little collateral damage on the console for the main base here. All the lights go out. < Dad’s gonna be pissed~ > Now if I were Megatron, where would I hide a Matrix? Hmm. <

While Megatron is away, Sideways will play. > Oh, would you look at that! The energy field on his cell just had a malfunction. Someone should get that fixed. < Hehehnna… > Waltz right through; Find the Matrix begins. <

Anonymous asked: Couldn't you like, take off your head and make it break you out of the cell?

A) The outside of the cell is an energy field.

B) Where’s the fun in that?

Maaan. › Kicked feet up against the bars of his cell. ‹ So borin’.

> Hummed a solemn tune, and attempted to see into the other cell. < Hmm~ Looks like I’m not a alone in here.

angstyformer:

Uhg… Why did you even bother doing this? You’re so stupid. /I’ll be taking these thanks. leans down, steal. considers pushing them to float forever in space, but instead opts for dragging them with./ Seeing you get punished will please me.

> Same bar, that shot dislocated something. Folded arms over chassis, not even trying to get away, not like he couldn’t, totally could! < It was worth a shot.

angstyformer:

/INTO SPACE. sees Sideways just sort of… floating there. folds out of transformation and hovers near. oh god everything hurts. growl, stare down./ Idiot.

> Yep, that’s what he’s doing. Turned helm to look up at Starscream. < Hey.

yourleader:

*Ducks and transforms to lower his profile. Oh, now he’s mad. He power links with Leader-1 while in vehicle mode and fires off a blast at you, and it sends him sliding back on his treads. He has no qualms firing as he’s pointed at the part of the base open to the moon. Little will be destroyed—EXCEPT MAYBE YOU!*

> Oh, that’s going to sting. But that’s what this handy-dandy shield is for! He has used it to absorb the brunt of Megatron’s reckless blast, however not without repercussion. Body flung back and he going right out the base, propelling til he is off the moon and into orbit. Looks like someone overcompensated. <

(Source: double-face)